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-# 🧠 LastIn AI: Your Paper's New Overlord
+# 🧠 LastIn AI: The Fluff Whisperer
 
-[![AI Overlord](https://img.shields.io/badge/Powered%20By-Sentient%20Sparks-blue?style=for-the-badge)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
+[![Fluff Shield](https://img.shields.io/badge/Protected%20By-BS--O--Meter™-yellow?style=for-the-badge)](https://youtu.be/EkTq6m1TeKA?si=0x9sBZ7J3ZvZ1Z1Z)
 
-**An AI system that reads, judges, and organizes papers so you can pretend you're keeping up with the literature**
+**Academic paper analysis that separates the wheat from the chaff... and burns the chaff** 🔥
 
 ## 🚀 Features
 
-- 🤖 **Self-Optimizing Pipeline**: Now with 20% more existential dread about its purpose
+- 🤖 **Fluff Annihilation Engine**: Detects filler content with surgical precision (and sass)
-- 🧩 **Modular Architecture**: Swappable components like you're building Ikea furniture for robots
+- 📊 **BS-o-Meter™**: Rates papers on our patented _How-Dare-You-Waste-My-Time™_ scale
-- 🔍 **Context-Aware Analysis**: Reads between LaTeX equations like a PhD student reads Twitter
+- 🔍 **Context-Aware Roasting**: Reads between LaTeX equations to ask "where's the beef?"
-- 🛠 **Self-Healing Storage**: Fixes database issues while questioning why it bothers
+- 🛠 **Self-Healing Storage**: Fixes databases while judging your citation choices
-- 🤯 **Flux Capacitor Mode**: Time-aware processing (results may violate causality)
+- 🕰 **Time-Aware Snark**: Remembers when papers promised "revolutionary results" (spoiler: they didn't)
 
 ## ⚙️ Installation
 
 ```bash
-# Clone repository (we promise there's no paperclip maximizer)
+# Clone repository (contains 0% filler content)
 git clone https://github.com/your-lab/lastin-ai.git
 cd lastin-ai
 
 # Install dependencies (virtual env recommended)
-pip install -r requirements.txt  # Now with non-Euclidean dependency resolution!
+pip install -r requirements.txt  # Includes anti-fluff field generators
 
-# Initialize the system (requires PostgreSQL)
+# Initialize the system (PostgreSQL required)
-python -m src.main init-db  # Creates tables and a small existential crisis
+python -m src.main init-db  # Creates tables and your first existential crisis
 ```
 
 ## 🔧 Configuration
 
-Rename `.env.example` to `.env` and feed it your secrets:
+Rename `.env.example` to `.env` and feed it:
 ```ini
-OPENAI_API_KEY=sk-your-key-here  # We pinky-promise not to become self-aware
+OPENAI_API_KEY=sk-your-key-here  # We solemnly swear to misuse this responsibly
-DEEPSEEK_API_KEY=sk-moon-shot     # For when regular AI isn't dramatic enough
+DEEPSEEK_API_KEY=sk-moon-shot     # For when regular snark isn't enough
 
-DB_HOST=localhost                # Where we store your academic sins
+DB_HOST=localhost                # Where we store academic sins
-DB_NAME=paper_analysis           # Schema designed during a SIGBOVIK break
+DB_NAME=paper_analysis           # Schema designed during a heated Twitter debate
 ```
 
 ## 🧠 Usage
 
 ```bash
-# Harvest papers like an academic combine
+# Harvest papers like a combine harvesting buzzwords
 python -m src.main fetch --categories cs.AI --days 7
 
-# Query your digital hoard
+# Query your collection with sass
-python -m src.main query "papers that cite GPT but clearly didn't read it"
+python -m src.main query "papers using 'transformative' unironically"
 ```
 
-**Pro Mode:** Add `--loglevel DEBUG` to watch neural networks question the meaning of "breakthrough".
+**Pro Tip:** Add `--loglevel DEBUG` to watch the AI question authors' life choices in real-time.
 
 ## 🏗 Architecture
 
 ```
 lastin-ai/
 ├── src/
-│   ├── data_acquisition/   # Papers go in, embeddings come out
+│   ├── data_acquisition/   # Where PDFs go to get judged
-│   ├── storage/             # Where vectors go to rethink their life choices
+│   ├── storage/            # Home of our disappointment vector space
-│   ├── utils/               # Home of AgentController (the real protagonist)
+│   ├── utils/              # AgentController lives here (the Simon Cowell of AIs)
-│   └── main.py              # The big red button (do not push)
+│   └── main.py             # The "I Regret Nothing" button
 ```
 
 Our **Agent Controller** handles:
-- 🧬 Data consistency through sheer willpower
+- 🧨 Fluff detection with precision-guided snark
-- 📉 Quality metrics that judge us all
+- 📉 Quality metrics that hurt authors' feelings
-- 🧮 Vector math that would make Von Neumann blush
+- 🧮 Vector math that judges papers by their covers
 
 ## 🌌 Roadmap
 
-- [ ] Implement ethical constraints (optional)
+- [ ] Automated "Why Was This Published?" report generator
-- [ ] Add support for papers written by AIs about AIs
+- [ ] Sarcasm intensity slider (default: academic)
-- [ ] Quantum-resistant pretension detection
+- [ ] Support for papers that cite "inspired by ChatGPT" as methodology
-- [ ] Automated rebuttal generator for peer review
+- [ ] Integration with Imposter Syndrome Detection API
 
 ## 🌟 Acknowledgments
 
-- **ArXiv** for the digital paper avalanche
+- **ArXiv** for the raw material
-- **GPUs** for pretending we're not just matrix multiplying
+- **GPT-4** for pretending our prompts make sense
-- **The concept of attention** - you're the real MVP
+- **The letter F** - for being the first character in "Fluff"
 
 ---
 
-*Disclaimer: May occasionally generate paper summaries more coherent than the originals. Not liable for recursive self-improvement loops.* 🤖➰
+*Disclaimer: Our fluff scores may correlate with your citation count. Not liable for sudden drops in academic self-esteem.* 📉😭  
+*P.S. Coffee-free since 2023 - runs on pure snark* 🤖☕️➡️🗑️  
+*P.P.S. Yes, we know the irony of an AI judging human creativity* 🤖🔄🧑🎓